Bobby Dazzler
The Dazzler started life alone,
roamed the streets on four white paws.
He does what he wants and breaks the rules “A rebel without a cause”.
He barks a lot and loves to chase especially with Big ron he’ll race.
He’ll even chase his tail sometimes and run around in rings,
Then gets so dizzy in his head he’s bumping into things.
His favourite thing to do is eat
there’s nothing he won’t chew
One day I even found him eating a lump of stinky old cat poo!
He’s very good at party tricks and jumping in the air
But unless you’re giving him a treat, he really doesn’t care.
One day there was some hunting on, and hounds were on the run and
Bobby thought to himself “this looks tremendous fun”.
People tell the story of the tiny yapping hound
And the sound of someone calling Bobbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That could be heard for miles around.
He chased for days and chased for nights
And the reason he turned back?
Is he caught a whiff of sausages and just ran home for a snack!
